Some of the answers are pretty obscene, so there's your warning. Contestant 1 - sweet cherry filling Contestant 2 - Jizz and spit Contestant 3 - My cum which smells like Clorox Would you like fries with that?
Which famous criminal / murderer would you most like to have sex with?
What sex crime are you most likely to be arrested for?
In the present world of speed and frenzy, speed dating is the instant dating solution for today’s youngsters.
Unlike normal dating, you have got five to 10 minutes to meet and create chemistry.
Because of this limited time, the way you dress and the questions you ask are really important. There are numerous other questions you can ask on a speed date if you rack your brains.
Lately I've been having fun playing The Dating Game at can't read or dress himself so try to be nice to him. Contestant 1 - Yes no needs for plate will eat them off your hot bod Contestant 2 - No just your fat fucken pussy staring at my one eyed monster Contestant 3 - No bitch I'll have a number 1 with my supersized dick up in ya How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Cornish game hen?
I'll either give bizarre answers as the contestant or ask weird questions when I am the 'Chooser'. pezpunk does not discriminate in employment on the basis of race, color, national origin, age, sex, sexual orientation, disability, veteran or marital status or other protected status covered by federal, state or local law. Which do you feed your cat - spinach or fingernails? Do you have TWIN BODY-POWERED PROSTHESES WITH DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS? can't read or dress himself so try to be nice to him. What is the best image compressing software to use for vagina pictures? If I were Superglue, would I be strong enough to keep your mouth shut? Contestant 1 - Wouldn't take me long i am queen of licking Contestant 2 - Whats up with the bestiality?
I've been hitting a creative wall coming up with new freaky questions. pezpunk does not discriminate in employment on the basis of race, color, national origin, age, sex, sexual orientation, disability, veteran or marital status or other protected status covered by federal, state or local law. " (especially fun when you ask chicks) "If you were a brand of industrial lubricant, which one would you be? Would you sleep with me if I put a gun to your head and insisted? Contestant 3 - I don't eat pussy step off bitch If you were a brand of industrial grade lubricant, which would you be?
I need fairly short questions to ask in the game ('You're drinking a bloody mary when you find a human embryo in it. " "Should I pour coffee on your left foot or your right foot? " "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Cornish game hen? " __________________ One time I came home and QBert was going down on my girlfriend. -- Fabio Clone Attention S-Mart Shoppers: It's a girl blink! ) Visit the one and only Brain Inna Jar If you were a small animal, what would be the best way to prepare you for human consumption? Contestant 1 - left the game Contestant 2 - wd40 Contestant 3 - left the game I gave up at this point, no fun with only one player Which serial killer do you most identify with?
One thing you really don’t have is the luxury of time. The trick is to select from among these the questions that are closest to your heart and whose answers are important to you.
If you are tongue-tied, you are out of the picture. You must go about the dating event with a positive attitude. Also remember never to be tongue-tied and paralyzed if you can't remember the important questions; there are so many inane things to discuss and enjoy!