Because there's no touching, this school is sensitive to wrong touching.
Dating is a waste of time
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003), created by Joss Whedon, is a television series about Buffy Summers, a teenage girl chosen by fate to battle against vampires, demons, and other supernatural foes. Giles: [To Willow] Well then help me in researching this Harvest affair. The Master: [reading from the writing of Aurelius] "There will be a time of crisis, of worlds hanging in the balance.
She is often aided by her Watcher and her loyal circle of misfit friends. And in this time shall come the Anointed, the Master's great warrior. Visited every mental torture on her I could devise. Do you want me to wag my finger at you and tell you that you acted rashly?
The first five Seasons of the series aired on The WB; after a network change, the final two seasons aired on UPN. And the Slayer will not know him, will not stop him. She eventually fled to a convent, and on the day she took her holy orders, I turned her into a demon. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day.
Buffy: [to Giles] To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And he will lead her into Hell." As it is written, so shall it be. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, instead of which you enslave yourself to this-this... Principal Flutie: We all need help with our feelings. You're nice, and you're funny, and you don't smoke. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either. Sometimes the remote impossible possibility that you might like me was all that sustained me. I mean, if I thought you had one clue what it would mean to me, but you don't, so I can't. All you ever do is what everyone else does just so you can say you did it first. Sleeping...waiting..though unwanted...unbidden..will stir..its jaws, and howl.
"Five will die, and from their ashes the Anointed shall rise. Oz: The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that... So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped?
The Brethren of Aurelius shall greet him, and usher him to his immortal destiny." As it is written, so shall it be. Like, is the hippo going, "hey man, where are my pants?
"And one of the Brethren shall go out hunting the night before and get himself killed, because he couldn't wait to finish his job before he ate." Oh, wait... She was just a girl, and she had her life taken away from her. I have my hippo dignity." And you know the monkey's just, [in French accent] "I mock you with my monkey pants," then there's a big coup at the zoo...
[grabs one of the Brethren by the throat] That's not written anywhere. [throws the vampire into a coffin] Here endeth the lesson. You know, we've never really been close, which is good, 'cause I don't really like you that much. I remember how I felt when I heard the prophecy that I was gonna die. [Awkward beat] Okay, I don't feel better now, and we've got to help Buffy. I just think you're trying to scare me off 'cause you're afraid of the competition. A hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty ... Buffy: I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini-pizzas, and everyone's like, "I like your mini pizzas", but I'm telling you, I am—Buffy: So Mom's like, "Do you think Ted will like this?