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Out to bust the myth of men being more highly sexed than women, Davis wants women to realize they are not to blame and that they are not alone in not getting enough sex in their marriage.

One such item on the aforementioned list is having sex in public. Having just recently updated my bucket list to include a public romp (and running the Boston Marathon — haha, I can’t even run a half-mile! While you may have a couple of places to where you can creep off to be, well, creepy, just think about that holy awkward moment when little Sally chases after her ball into the bushes and she gets an eyeful of another type of balls entirely. He had two options: remove it swiftly and deal with whatever might follow should we be stumbled upon or, stop wearing red in public.

), my new husband and I ventured off on our honeymoon. There’s nothing wrong with maybe giving someone a quick show of something that they didn’t expect to see on a Saturday afternoon, especially if you’re into a bit of exhibitionism, but consider the children. Since the latter was already a no go, he removed his shirt so his pasty, winter skin could blend in better with nature. Once spring rolls around I ditch my undies most days.

Italy is a country of love, art, and pizza, so what better a place to have sex in public? But from my experience and the experience of some others, I now present the ultimate how-to guide for having sex in public. Which it did, until some tourists thought the cave was a pleasant place for a picnic. In my mind, with Swamp Ass season just weeks away, it’s time to keep things airy and dry in there.

It’s not like we’d be the first to take a roll in the grass of Boboli Gardens (where we made our first attempt), nor will we be the last to have sex in a dully-lit alleyway against some ancient ruin in Rome. After a couple of minor debacles, we pulled it off like champs, well, as close to champions we’re personally able to be, and I can proudly say that my bucket list is one item lighter. It’s the summer, you guys; let’s get the most out of this warm weather, shall we? No one wants a yeast infection during their July holiday.

My husband, already having done the whole public sex thing, wasn’t as enthused as I was. That being said, if you’re not already going sans underwear and there’s a moment before your public sex gets going that you can slip away and remove your panties first, then do so. I’m sure there’s not a single person who’s seen the train scene in “Risky Business” and hasn’t thought, “Wow.

The unfortunate thing about women’s underwear is it seriously interferes with what you’re trying to accomplish, and fumbling to take them off is a real time suck. If you’re the type of person who only wants to lie down while fucking, then public sex might not be for you. The last thing you need is to be moaning, even softly, and have some do-gooder come to your rescue because they think you’re an injured animal who needs some TLC stat. That’s the problem with do-gooders: they ruin the mood with their nosiness. I want some of that.” Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay make it look so easy, once they remove the gawking homeless man from their train car, of course, but that’s the funny thing about Hollywood: they make everything look so easy.It’s not that you’re on a tight schedule, per se, but anything you can do to prevent wasting time on technicalities beforehand is for the best. Sure, if you’re going off into a Tuscan field as if you’re starring in “Room with a View” and there isn’t a soul around for miles, then fine, sprawl out. Whether it’s some hot scene on a bar top with James Deen you’ve been fantasizing about or the pool scene in “Showgirls” you’ve been dying to recreate, hold off on such ambitions. So, let’s just say you do happen to get caught – there’s always a chance the worst-case scenario is possible, right?But if not, you need to stand, find a great support system for your back (building, bathroom stall, doorway, car hood, etc.), so you have leverage. One of those loud, screaming at the top of your lungs at the very instant of ecstasy type of moaners! Goals are great and everything, but you have enough on your plate with public sex alone, so don’t overload on your responsibilities. This is your moment to let your inner actor shine, or at the very least, let your natural ability to lie and get away with it kick into gear. You were trying to get a bug out of her pubic hair with your cock?You want to be able to tightly pull yourself into your partner with the same vigor you can when you have the floor as part of the equation, while keeping your balance. Foreplay is great for when you’re at home — and nothing makes sex better than prolonged third base action — but if you want to seal the deal in public, you need to go immediately to home plate. He was helping you find that ring that you swallowed that miraculously ended up in your vagina instead of your intestines?Depending on the height difference between you and your partner, balance can be tricky, but if you both work together to push your weight against whatever is supporting you, then you can happily avoid a tumble. This isn’t to suggest that some fondling beneath the clothes to get you and your partner’s body raring to go is completely off-limits, it’s just that you want to keep it brief. I mean, your excuses could be endless honestly, because at that point you’ve already been found out, so the ridiculousness that you come up with for your reason WHY is just some extra fun at that point.It would be nice if at least one of you, if not both of you, climax during this little public feat.

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